Wednesday, November 09, 2005

Yummy! Or so completely disgusting I am now an anorexic.

I was innocently dozing on the couch semi-listening to Regis and Kelly do their schtick. They started talking about a holiday pack available at Target. Which is only one of my FAVORITE places in the world.
This is what they were speaking of. The Jones Soda Holiday Pack is according to the Target web site....

• Complete turkey dinner, zero calories, zero carbs
• Gift pack of five, 12-fl.-oz. diet sodas
• Turkey and Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, Brussels Sprouts, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie, all in bottles • Yum yum! Just like Mom used to make!
The site goes on....
Tired of the holiday-food hangover? Had enough of the obligatory gluttony? Then it’s time to try the smarter, more intestinally friendly holiday feast. Turkey and Gravy, Wild Herb Stuffing, Brussels Sprouts, Cranberry and Pumpkin Pie—you can have it all! In mouthwatering, savory 12-fl.-oz. diet sodas! While your family’s getting all bloated and uncomfortable, you’ll be sippin’ pretty. Enjoy it any way . . .

All this for JUST $9.99!

Regis was DRINKING this swill. Poor Kelly looked like she was going to throw up. I kept thinking this is surely not real stuff. Well, folks it is. And when we went to Target today (as I always do on Wednesday) they had boxes of it for you purchasing pleasure.

I know I've said it before about other things, but I'm gonna say it again.

EW EW EW EW!

2 comments:

Dominique said...

GAWD! I saw that at Target a week or so ago AND I saw that Regis episode yesterday too!!!! I couldn't believe that he was actually drinking it either. And poor Kelly, I totally thought she was going to lose it also.

MamaKBear said...

Ewwwwww! Wonder how many ppl will actually BUY this crap??

I'll take my chances with the Thanksgiving calories! BRING ON THE TURKEY!!!