Friday, November 18, 2005

New titties etiquette...

Lullah had a doctors appointment in Shreveport yesterday. It's almost three hours away, so it's a whole day sort of thing. We spent the night Wednesday and got up Thursday. We shopped a little, ate some really shitty Indian food (is there a good Indian restaurant in Shreveport? If ya know PLEASE share), then went to the MD.

Appointment was at 2:30, we were leaving the office at 4:30. TWO hours later! aaaargh! We went to the SuperTarget (aaaah, life was looking up) and then decided we were starving and wanted mexican. We ended up at the Superior Grill. Yum.

We stopped by the bathroom on our way out. We had to go cups and plates so I waited while Lullah went in. A lovely blonde came down the back steps and walked past me. An older man was walking by at the same time and they obviously knew one another as evidenced by the conversation...

Lovely Blonde: HEEEY!
Older man: Hey girl! Lemme see them new titties!

She pulled her shoulders back at this point and displayed said titties.

Older man: Those look great! How many cc's?
Lovely Blonde gave a number (it was loud, I couldn't hear)

Lovely Blonde: I like them.
Older man: yeah, are they hard or soft?

She pulled her jacket away from the new titties and said

Lovely Blonde: Feel 'em!
Older man: Those are great! Who did 'em?
Lovely Blonde: Dr. ??? in Alexandria.

They waved goodbye, he went to the bathroom and she went on through the bar.

I don't think Emily Post would have approved, but it damn sure made me and the Shreveport cop standing next to me laugh.

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